
The Reign of King Charlie
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
Imagine that there is a kingdom, a large, large kingdom with a huge population and a rather strict government headed by King Charlie. King Charlie means well, but his is only a semi-barbaric country, as the story goes, and the populance is somewhat hard pressed, the food is terrible, and medicines make you sicker. Not by any active machinations, just carelessness and ignorance; the pigs for the bacon are fed poor feed, the bacon is laced with bad chemicals, and medications are poorly compounded, out of whatever happened to be on hand, whether it worked or not.Â
King Charlie’s government had some structures to take care of this sort of thing, a Ministry of of Victuals and Apothecaries, headed by a decent sort who may have wanted to do the right thing, but that got buried under the piles of gold coins dumped from certain interests who knew that the cheapest ingredients made them the most money, and whether or not they were good for the customer was the customer’s problem, not their. The Ministry was supposed to protect the people, but but the money won out.Â
King Charlie was concerned. His kingdom exported a lot of food and medicine, and other things, to other kingdoms, and there was King Charlie’s reputation to be considered.  He wants to do the right thing, but he needs to assure send a message to his kingdom, and the surrounding surrounding kingdoms as well. So, he puts the head of the Ministry of Victuals and Apothecaries to death.Â
 This would be a fine story if this was about some kingdom, a long tiome ago, far, far, away, but since this happened just this week, in a country with which we, as a country, do a lot of businesswith, then is seem like such a bright idea. This whole incident possibly speaks greater voumes about the true nature of Chinese government psychology than all the product recalls and shoddy toothpaste, cat food, tires, and who knows what else, that have been foisted on both us and their own consumers.Â
Imagine that there is a kingdom, a large, large kingdom with a huge population and a rather strict government headed by King Charlie. King Charlie means well, but his is only a semi-barbaric country, as the story goes, and the populance is somewhat hard pressed, the food is terrible, and medicines make you sicker. Not by any active machinations, just carelessness and ignorance; the pigs for the bacon are fed poor feed, the bacon is laced with bad chemicals, and medications are poorly compounded, out of whatever happened to be on hand, whether it worked or not.Â
King Charlie’s government had some structures to take care of this sort of thing, a Ministry of of Victuals and Apothecaries, headed by a decent sort who may have wanted to do the right thing, but that got buried under the piles of gold coins dumped from certain interests who knew that the cheapest ingredients made them the most money, and whether or not they were good for the customer was the customer’s problem, not their. The Ministry was supposed to protect the people, but but the money won out.Â
King Charlie was concerned. His kingdom exported a lot of food and medicine, and other things, to other kingdoms, and there was King Charlie’s reputation to be considered.  He wants to do the right thing, but he needs to assure send a message to his kingdom, and the surrounding surrounding kingdoms as well. So, he puts the head of the Ministry of Victuals and Apothecaries to death.Â
 This would be a fine story if this was about some kingdom, a long tiome ago, far, far, away, but since this happened just this week, in a country with which we, as a country, do a lot of businesswith, then is seem like such a bright idea. This whole incident possibly speaks greater voumes about the true nature of Chinese government psychology than all the product recalls and shoddy toothpaste, cat food, tires, and who knows what else, that have been foisted on both us and their own consumers.Â
